Simpson quotes.....

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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